When Life Hits You




cortonism:

me at the clubs
z-umi:

nailed it

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(via hate)

humoristics:

Bet she’s impressed now

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via be-cuteiful)

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via tortillah)

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